Martha Stewart’s Favor-Right Cooking Songs

“Bake It To The Limit” ….The Eagles
“A Boy Named Sushi”…….Johnny Cash
“Thyme After Time”…………Cindy Lauper
“All My Oven”…………………..Beatles

Where Not To Shop On Line

Glands End
L. L. Bean Dip
Steers & Roebuck
J.C. Peony

 

Netflix For The Sick

Bowl Rider
The Sound Of Mucus
Nyquil of the Living Head
Annie Hall’s Mentholated
Romancing the Thrown

 

Least Popular U.S. Charities

Donald Trump Retirement Fund
The Partnership for Lettuce Repair
Parents without Hummers
Make a Whip Foundation
The Center For Artichoke Heart Transplants

 

Stocks to Stay Away From

You-Fly-It-Airlines
Rent-A-Moose
Steam Powered Cell phones
Dog Droppings Unlimited
Boil Transplants

 

Top 5 iTunes downloads

Billy Crystal Live in Baghdad
Kenny G. Plays Led Zeppelin
John Tesh, The Missing Tapes
P.B.S. Trailer Park Festivals
Keith Lockhart Meets Little Richard

 

Top 5 iPhone Movie Downloads

The Creature from Willie Nelson’s Wallet
I Know What You Tweeted Last Summer
The Night My Ex’s Found the Axes
I Met Her In A Tree Near Memphis Tennessee
Son Of Toilet

THE 12 WORST D.J. JOKES IN THE U.S. AND RHODE ISLAND 

CAUTION: DO NOT READ THESE JOKES WHILE EATING WINGDINGS 


12. Why hasn’t the Quasimodo ever become a full Modo? 

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 11. Did you hear about the D.J. who has a hoop over his bed because he tosses alot in his sleep?

10. A seal goes into a bar and the bartender asks, “what would you like?”

The seal says, “Anything but a Canadian Club!”

 9. What sign do they need to post at Home Depot?

 “The toilets are for DISPLAY PURPOSES ONLY!”

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8. A patient who can’t stop singing, “The Green, Green Grass of Home”, and is diagnosed with Tom Jones disease?

His doctor tells him, “IT’S NOT UNUSUAL”!

7. When Larry LaPrise, the composer of the HOKEY POKEY, died, the toughest part was getting him in the coffin!

A disk jockey asked the undertaker to put his left leg in and then the fights broke out.

 6. The real reason the Titanic sank. SHIP HAPPENS!

5. Not all dj’s live in a trailer. There’s a huge waiting list! 

4. A penguin walked into a bar trying to find his twin brother. The bartender’s first question, “What does he look like?”

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 3. The Impaled Disk-Jockey Joke.A bar goes INTO a guy!

  2. Why aren’t there any ORIENTIAL NASCAR drivers”? 

 They can’t find a sportscaster who will say, “there’s a DONG COMING UP THE REAR”! 

1. A d.j. walks into a Starbucks with a piece of blacktop under his arm and orders 2 drinks,

One for him and one for the ROAD!

Jack Raymond by the Numbers

Jack’s Top Picks

What our visitors say...

"I don’t think Jack’s show or the station was ever given enough credit from the 60’s through the 90’s. Jack Raymond – the very talented Program Director who won awards as the “Personality of the Year” in both Billboard and the Gavin Report several years. He also spent some time at WORC, WMEX, WICE and talk radio in Hartford. Also wrote comedy bits for other djs and Jay Leno and Johnny Carson."

- YB, Lunenburg

"Oh my God…it’s one amazing site. I almost hit the floor (on the 90’s Page) reading “DeSuze woke up one morning to find dust in his mouth”

- Dick S., Philly, PA

"Wow, this radio website is great. Goes on forever and the memories are infinite. Found this site on a Google search and really got lucky. Nice to remember how good things were in Brockton,. I remembered that “Beep” Juice commercial, when I was a kid. Loved it.

- BBB, Ward 2, MA

"I loved Jack’s comedy material and always subscribed for radio and nightclub work. We even promise to use Jack in all my movies.

- Soupy S., W. 57th St., NYC

"Good memories. Nothing like that on the radio exists today. A real talent. MS Taunton, MA."

"Jack’s one of the local radio personalities who never moved around like so many others and appeared to be going nowhere. But when the game was over, he was a winner because he had other income.

- Casey K. Holmby Hills, CA

"Jack could have gone to any major market. He was a disciple of the great Ed Hider (WCOP, WMEX, WINS, KYA) as well as a great news anchor and writer. 

- RC, Maryland

" I worked at a station with Jack. A Great Guy!

- RW, Cape Cod

"Always loved Jack’s monthly comedy material and promised to use him in all my movies.

- Soupy S., NYC

"I remember listening to him on several stations. I “Love” his website as well! So much info.

- S.S.,  Burlington, VT

"I first met Jack when working at a Lexington, MA radio station in 1962. He followed my career to Brookline Ave. in Boston, then to WINS NYC, San Francisco, and Los Angele radio stations. I’ve got one suggestion Jack, “Stop following me”! Only kidding! Jack visited my home in Laurel Canyon and even accompanied me to a Donnie & Marie writer’s meeting where he got the star’s autographs for 2 of his local radio listeners.  JR had a much longer radio career than me and his material was as good as anything I ever produced. But I’m not sure he believes it.

- E. Hider, Sunset Blvd.

"I heard he was a very nice person. I remember listening to him when I was working up in Salem. New Hampshire and I thought he was very funny. I love that style of radio.

- M.D. Springfield, MA

"Jack Raymond will undoubtedly be sent to the state home for the chronically silly”! There are bad jokes and funny bad jokes, Jack had the funny ones.

- Gary O., Encino, CA

"Jack did 10 – Noon, weekdays on a Knight Group Station in the early 80s. One of the zaniest two hours on the radio with drop-ins and fun bits. He hired me to host Sunday Nights for a few years back then."

-  J.H., Cape Cod

"2018  What I remember most about the station he was on was the excellent audio sound that jumped out at you and was bigger than life.  "

- JC, Albany

"Just listened to 6 Great DJs on this website “Heroes” link. The fact that anyone else feasibly did the work before Jack did doesn’t take away from the fact that he did it and is still a talent in his own right. Jack has a gift that I never had even in my dreams. "

- K.D., Toledo, OH

"JR always had the right act for the voice. Other major market legends may have a bigger instrument but he would have killed them because the presentation matched his material and didn’t need more punch or fewer bits."

- P.G. Manchester, NH

"Jack's website is fabulous; easy to navigate, full of a variety of pages dealing with different aspects of his career and life, good-looking and extensive. The material, all Jack's-well, that's another story. I've had the "pleasure" of knowing Jack since 1974 and spent some time in the studio while he was on the air; all very entertaining, but I always wondered why there wasn't corn growing in the cart closet!!! Seriously. it's fun and the design looks great. Congrats to you and him. "

- MS Carlisle

"Just checked out this website. It’s a combination of a career look-back, interesting celeb photos, and applicable radio history of Jack, pertinent colleagues, and of course his material."

- TS, RI